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What Really Happened in the Garden of Eden
It was heaven on Earth
enjoying Eden’s smorgasbord
so Adam wondered if he should
bring his troubles to the lord,
fearing being misunderstood
Adam said, “Eh...
... Lord, could I have a word?”
From on high came God’s reply,
“Adam, why the tearful eye?”
“This garden this earth you did create
how could I not but appreciate,
it’s beauty it’s abundance is a blessing,
but Lord there’s something missing.”
“What is it Adam, what can it be,
what is lacking that I can’t see?”
“Eh - forgive me Lord, - it’s only this,
and this only, you see Lord I am lonely.”
“Hmm ... ..I see... ..I see Adam,
and this too I shall solve,
from you I’ll make woman evolve.”
“What is woman Lord,
will she keep me from being bored?”
“She will be beauty supreme
surpassing anything you’ve ever seen.
She will anticipate your every desire
satisfy that inner fire,
from her there will be no strings attached,
she will be your perfect match.”
“I am humbled by your compassion Lord,
how long before she comes aboard?”
“But wait Adam, there is a price too pay
and I must have your finally OK.”
“Tell me Lord, could there be to great a price
to complement
this paradise,
compared to Eden what is the pittance
you will extract,
for this wonderful loving act?”
“Adam it will cost a right arm,
right leg and I fear,
your left testicle, an eye and an ear.”
Slowly...responds Adam...sounding glib,
“- Eh - what can I get Lord for a rib?”
