A Cookbook For Men Who Need To Get Out of the Dog House
by Michael Durham

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Have you ever been in the dog house? Well, of course you have, we all have. Inside this book are great recipes rated by the "Dog House Alert System," some humor and many notable quotes. Recipes like "Salmon Swimming From the Gates of Hell Over Couscous with Love," "Bisque Amour" and "Chowder of Love" are just a few of the samplings to be found inside. Prepare these dishes for your loved one on a regular basis and you will reduce your chances of sharing that dog house to almost nothing. Bon apetit.





 
THE CODE After years of trying, I have finally deciphered the code. The way back into a woman’s heart is to get her out of the kitchen. Yes, dazzle her with your cooking. It’s easy. Just don your best smile and cook with love, while making certain to verbalize that sentiment. You’ll notice I’ve named each dish with something reminiscent of love. Typically, a woman cooks because somewhere back when the gender roles were defined, it was ingrained as something she must do. Interestingly, men cook because: a.) we are curious types. I dare one of you to tell me you did not disassemble at least one toy as a child, and b.) we hate the doghouse.






About Michael Durham

Mike was born and raised in Vermont and now lives in Raleigh, NC with his wife Marianne, children Heather and Sean and, although I lost my sometimes dog house companion Teddy, I now have William and Harry that have filled this role.





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